The biggest football mundial is just around the corner and even though I personally think the World Cup is the most overrated soccer competition in the world today, I can't do anything to stop it.
I'm sure a lot of people have seen this little list going around on the social networks. Here's just my own little version:
Rules for the ladies from the gents:
MEMO: The world cup (WC) is fast approaching and we would like to clarify a few things and set some very simple rules.
1. For the duration of the World Cup, the remote control (TV and DSTV) shall reside in my pocket and shall be operated only by me.
2. You shall learn all soccer rules prior to the World Cup as questions like, 'why is that guy running on the line waving a checkered flag' will not be tolerated.
3. If you miss the line up please do not ask, 'who is that guy?'
4. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup. Football please.
5. We shall watch any soap, reality show, or romantic movie as long as they shoot it on the beaches of Brazil.
6. It's the World Cup and there is no Chelsea or Barcelona. It happens once in four years so don't ask if its the same as the game from last week.
7. I won't be attending weddings, naming ceremonies, etc held by any of your girlfriends during the World Cup.
8. You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning and shout goal when it's actually one.
9. Non-soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation, injury, extra time or during penalties.
10. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related.
11. Please don't try to find out who's more important between you and any match going on by asking questions during the match ... the match will always win.
12. There is a 6 hour time difference between Rio De Janeiro and Lagos so please, no "where are you coming from by this time" type of questions.
13. If you find yourself between me and the TV, you'd better be crawling and not standing.
14. Quietly serve the food and send sms, we will deal with it later.
Thank you
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