The 'Aha!' Joke

It's been quite an eventful Saturday to say the least: Arsenal beat Aston Villa in the Premier League this afternoon, I got back on the internet today and I had a chat with my cousin Joy.

Late this evening, I stumbled on another joke on the internet and I thought it pretty hilarious:

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.

Instead, they were giving each other written notes.

One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.

Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"

So I found a neat joke

I was wandering around the Nigerian web space after spending 4 hours working on a project in the office when I stumbled on this neat little joke.

An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions:Boss: There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? 

Employee: That's easy. There are 49 left. 

Boss: How would you put an elephant into a fridge? 

Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Then close the fridge. 

Boss: How would you put a deer into the fridge? 

Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Then close the fridge. 

Boss: It's the lion's birthday. All animals are at the party except one. Who is missing & why? 

Employee: Deer is missing because it is in the fridge. 

Boss: An old woman wants to cross a swamp filled with crocodiles. How will she do it? 

Employee: She just has to cross from 1 side to the other because all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party. 

Boss: Last question.The old lady still died while crossing the swamp. How? 

Employee: Err... I guess she drowned? 

Boss: No! She was hit by the brick that fell from the airplane. You may leave.

Hope you found it funny too. If you didn't........LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!