Tuesday, September 9, 2014

So I found a neat joke

I was wandering around the Nigerian web space after spending 4 hours working on a project in the office when I stumbled on this neat little joke.

An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions:Boss: There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? 
Employee: That's easy. There are 49 left. 
Boss: How would you put an elephant into a fridge? 
Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Then close the fridge. 
Boss: How would you put a deer into the fridge? 
Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Then close the fridge. 
Boss: It's the lion's birthday. All animals are at the party except one. Who is missing & why? 
Employee: Deer is missing because it is in the fridge. 
Boss: An old woman wants to cross a swamp filled with crocodiles. How will she do it? 
Employee: She just has to cross from 1 side to the other because all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party. 
Boss: Last question.The old lady still died while crossing the swamp. How? 
Employee: Err... I guess she drowned? 
Boss: No! She was hit by the brick that fell from the airplane. You may leave.

Hope you found it funny too. If you didn't........LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!

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